Corrupt-a-Wish

You aren't unsure. Because you aren't meeting Pyrex. You are meeting Charles/Freeze/Philip/-Insert Actual Name Here-. But now, you will actually meet Pyrex! YAY!

I wish I could loose an alter-ego or two.

Mikala wrote:

you meet your favorite anime characters, but they all kill you.

I wish that there was a way where there was no school, but people stayed smart.

There already is, it's called homeschooling.

Pyrex: You loose your alter ego, but before he leaves, he shoots you.

Pony: Lol

I wish I would stop feeling like crap. >_>

Now you feel like *_*.

I wish that I could be a superhero named Fred.

You are a superhero named Fred, but everyone hates you and they shoot you. Again.

I wish I had the Bleach OST on my compooper. >3>

You get it, but it crashes your hard drive.

I wish for three more wishes!

You get three more wishes, but they are all cruelly corrupted. And you die.

I wish that I had more lasagna. D:

<--just finished dinner

You have more lasagna, but it mutates and eats you((+_+() ))

I wish for hamburgurs

<-- was my dinner

You get hamburgers, but your dog eats them (and you, for that matter).

I wish that i had a pet ferret that ate people on my command.

You get the ferret, but it disobayes you and eats you.

I wish that the knew Warriors books come out soon! ((I got sunrise. I CAN'T BELIVE IT!!!! ))

I finished Sunrise long time ago. Next one in the series i don't think comes out 'til august.

Erin Hunter gets in a plane crash. She survives, but rehab causes her to have to stop writing for a while and the release date of the next Warriors book is postponed a few years.

I wish that I had the next 20 volumes of Fruits Basket.

You get them, but the manga fairy sets fire to them in her sleep.

I wish I knew which Wacom tablet I should get... >_>

You know which one you should get, but it's out of stock.

I wish more people we coming to Disneyland on Friday.

More people come, but they're all people you hate.

I wish I had a burrito =D

The burrito's meat is expiered.

I wish for a berry waffle!

You get your waffle, but it's actually a pancake.

I wish my coffee was cool enough to drink.

Your coffee freezes solid.

I wish that my homework was finished. >_<

It is finished. But you get an F--.

I wish that I could learn Morse Code.

You learn it, but you forget the english alphabet.

I wish that I didn't have to get up early in the mornings all the time. XP

You don't, but then you become nocturnal. >,>

I wish my right trapezius would stop hurting. >_<()

It stops, but your Kafalafashashableblebleblezius starts hurting.

I wish I had a Squigi figure
8.5inchplzkthxbai.

You get this figure, but it's a miniature Pony-Seeking Taser and it electrocutes you.

I wish I could get my hands on a DSi to see what it can do. O_o

You get your hands on it. But it is broken, and then you are accused of stealing, and then you are arrested, and then you spend 6 months in prison. YAY!

I wish that I could stare into space.

You stare into space, but then the space stares back and explodes your mind.

I wish I had a name for my guitar. =3=

You have a name for your guitar, but you lose your own name.

I wish I wasn't so grumpy.