Corrupt-a-Wish

Okay, here's how you play the game:

1. The first person makes a wish.

2. The second person grants the wish, but of course adds a twist.

3. The second person makes a wish, and the cycle repeats

Example:

Spoiler:

I'll go first.

I wish that I had a box of chocolate. =3=

Sounds quite evil to me. =3=

You get the box, but you open the box and it explodes. =w= (What a surprise, eh?)

I wish I had trained pandas to come and eat anyone I didn't like. XD

You get your pandas, but on a day you're feeling a tad depressed, and disliking yourself, they eat you. (I know, that's very un-Aima-chan.)

I wish Orihime would die.

Orihime dies, but Ishida commits suicide from depression after.

I wish I was able to go to NYC again

You go to NYC, but during your stay, there is a terrorist attack.

The whole city blows up. XD

I wish that my favorite mangas existed at my library. =_=

Your favorite mangas arrive at your library the same day the city closes it.

I wish I had a dog

You get the dog, but he eats your family...


...And pees on the furniture.

I wish I had a 350z.

You get a 350z, but it doesn't have an engine.

@Kaen: O_o Ishida does seem awful sweet on her doesn't he?

I wish I could have a Soi Fon costume for AX.

It's obvious that Ishida is infurated (sp?) with her, though he knows she's in love with Kurosaki. >_>

...this is what I get for reading Furuba...

You didn't corrupt my wish...

Yeah, poor dude. *pats Ishida on back*

Ishida:

I think it's spelled infatuated.

I wish i had a Zebracorn ( Zebra and a unicorn mixed together ).

You get it, but it impales you with it's horn.

I wish I could work at the book store near my house.

You get a job there, but another BIGGER bookstore opens down the street and NO ONE comes at all anymore cuz they're all at the new store. You get to spend your whole day sitting there doing nothing. ^^

I wish that my sister was less annoying.

Your sister becomes less annoying, but then your parents start to act like thoes nerdy parrents on TV.

I wish all the annoying and/or stupid people would shut it forever.....

All the annoying/stupid people shut it forever, but ironically, it makes you unable to speak forever

I wish to have collected all 500 Easter eggs on Gaia

You get all 500 eggs, but then it turns out that they hatch into little horses (not ponies), and all huddle around you since they think you're their "mama". XD

I wish I had the first 24 volumes on Conan. D:

Dear Kaitou kid (God)

You get the 24 volumes, but Kagami appears and 's them on fire.

I wish I had a fully functioning handgun, that shoots playing cards, there are no problems with it whatsoever.

8D

Damn you, Kagami! DX

You get this fantastical gun of wonder and amazement, but then Chuck Norris teleports next to you from another universe, and round-house kicks it into nothingness.

Better luck next time. =w=

I wish Mori Kogoro would die. And violently please. -eyes a conveniently placed death note laying on the floor-

He dies, but unfortunately, he takes Hatori with him. I am so dead.

I wish Hinamori would get a friggin' clue.

Hattori-kun... D: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT!

IF YER GONNA KILL A GUY, AT LEAST SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT! XD

She gets a clue, but only because Aizen kills her (again XD), and she's revived as a zombie cyborg that needs constant maintenance. o3o

I wish I had a lavender sharpie co I can finish coloring teh picture I drew on my calendar for April. D:

You get a lavender sharpie, but it's out of ink.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school next week. XP

You don't have to go to school next week, but then your parents make you stay with sara the whole time.

I wish i could have a huge peice of lemon cake!

You eat a HUGE piece of lemon cake, only to discover that it had laundry detergent in it. You soon die of the poison.

I wish that I knew how to use Adobe Illustrator. =.=

You learn how to use it, but forget how to work a computer.

I wish my family didn't have to think about moving.

...I don't know how to corrupt that one. DON'T LEAVE!

I wish Lucy would stop stealing my anime plushies.