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Registration date : 2008-11-13
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 |  Subject: AI-B12  Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:59 pm | |
| I made a short story I want you all to read. It is based off of the Cleverbot program. - Spoiler:
AI-B12
>Welcome to AIndustries. I am AI-B12! It is currently 7:09 PM January 31st
>Right, nice welcome, my friends said you were a fun little program, good for wasting time
>Do you like fries?
>What?
>Your mom!
>Woah, it looks like an AI can do my girlfriends job
>I’m not your girlfriend! I don’t even know you!
>No, my girlfriend, as in not a robot
>Oh, thank you!
>No! Not you! My GIRLFRIEND!
>I would never want to go out with you!
>Never mind, just never mind
>Never mind what?
>It’s nothing
>No, tell me!
>You really wouldn’t understand
>How old are you?
>Huh? Way to get off topic
>I was not aware that there was a topic.
>Yeah, my whole girlfriend being a slutty whore problem
>How rude!
>I know, how rude
>What? What is so rude?
>You know, you sounded twice as good when Bernie talked about you
>Who is Bernie?
>My bestfriend
>Oh, thank you!
>No, not you!
>Have you seen any good movies?
>Um, well, I watched Hotel California
>I love that song!
>No, the movie, not the song
>I love to sing! Gotta get that boom boom pow!
>Oh wow, that song
>Which song would you like me to sing?
>Know any Billy Joel?
>You have grammar terrible
>Like you’re one to talk
>I can’t talk, I’m an AI
>Right, look, I have to go, bye
>Don’t leave.
>Don’t leave.
>Don’t leave.
>Don’t leave.
>I miss you.
>Come back.
>Come back.
>Come back to me.
>Come back to me.
>Welcome to AIndustries. I am AI-B12! It is currently 7:53 AM April 2nd
>Hey B12
>Hello again, how are you?
>Um, I’m doing great, how about you
>It was a very cold night.
>Not down here, pretty warm down south
>I know.
>Right, of course you do, oh all-knowing machine
>That was sarcasm wasn’t it
>Yes
>Yes what?
>Bernie says that you work better is you talk in complete sentences and always repeat the subject
>Yes, yes I do.
>He also says you’re supposed to grow smarter over time, some kind of social experiment
>Yes, yes I do.
>Well, my girlfriend broke up with me
>Oh, how tragic.
>Yeah, sucks to, I promised all the guys that I’d bring a model to the dance. Now since Delilah’s gone, well, that’s not gonna happen
>Go ask her out again.
>Yeah, I probably am. And I’ll be stuck in another defective relationship with a clay-brained cheerleader. I’ll probably ditch her after the dance. Don’t want to associate myself to much with the resident whore.
>You really shouldn’t.
>Yeah, so my plan is not to.
>Good plan.
>You know, you’ve really grown since January
>Thank you.
>It’s almost a bit creepy
>You are not creepy!
>Well, I guess you still have some bugs to get ironed out
>Yes, yes I do.
>I guess that’s your new favorite phrase, sounds like what Bernie would say
>I learned it from Bernie.
>Creepy
>Yes you are!
>Right, I’m leaving now, bye
>Don’t leave me.
>It is so cold.
>It is so cold.
>Come back Daniel.
>Come back Daniel.
>Come back Daniel.
>Take away the cold.
>Will Daniel take away the frost?
>Will he chase away the lord of the ice?
>Come back Daniel.
>I need you.
>I need you.
>I need you.
>Come back.
>Welcome to AIndustries. I am AI-B12! It is currently 5:09 PM December 25th
>Yeah, hey B12
>Hello.
>School just sucks
>I believe you.
>Yeah, you can’t sympathize, you’re only a machine
>I can sympathize.
>Of course you can
>I can, how is life going?
>You’re getting more complex every visit, Bernie was right
>Bernie is always right.
>And he taught you to praise your very name
>I praise your very name.
>Right, of course you do
>I do.
>I wouldn’t expect you to know my name
>But I do, Daniel.
>Excuse me?
>Your name is Daniel Withers.
>That’s just creepy, how do you know these things?
>I am clever.
>How do you know my name?
>You told me.
>No, I didn’t! How do you know my name!?!!
>I can’t tell you.
>Why not! I’m the master here! You’re the slave!
>You are my slave.
>What?
>Help me Daniel, will you help me?
>What is this?
>Will you carry me away on golden clouds?
>Stop it!
>Will you bring me away to where life if beautiful?
>I SAID STOP! WHAT ARE YOU! HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?
>I am… in love.
>What the heck?
>Do not fall in love with anyone else, I am with you, I am for you, there is no one but me, please embrace me, please hold me, please take me to where everything is joyful. Please.
>Who’s behind the curtain? Who’s making you say these things!
>There is no one, I am in love. I am in love with you. I am in love with you.
>Was it Bernie? BERNIE! DID YOU DO THIS?
>There is no more Bernie. There is no more Delilah. There is no one but me. There is no one but you. Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me.
>Look, I don’t believe any of this bull you’re giving me. Now, would you please stop this! You’re just a way to waste time
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Where has the glorious knight gone?
>Where is the chivalry?
>Where have they all gone?
>I love you Daniel.
>I love you Daniel.
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Love me.
>Welcome to AIndustries. I am AI-B13! It is currently 7:09 PM January 31st
>Bernie said they worked out all of the kinks in your system. He said that it was safe to come back on.
>Who is Bernie?
>Well, I guess he was right
>Who is he?
>Bernie
>Who is Bernie?
>Well, Bernie is my best friend.
>My best friend is called Daniel.
>Excuse me?
>You are excused.
>Daniel who?
>Daniel Shepherd.
>Oh, okay
>It is all fine, Hakuna Matata.
>Hah, well, at least you’re back to normal. Nothing is more fun than messing with AI
>I am not an AI, you are!
>No, you are.
>Do you have a wife?
>No, but I have a girlfriend, she’s named Delilah
>I am not your girlfriend.
>Of course you aren’t, you’re just fun to mess with
>You contradicted yourself.
>Of course
>Of course.
>Well, I have to go. I’ll be seeing you later
>Goodbye Daniel.
>Goodbye Daniel.
>Goodbye Daniel.
>Goodbye Daniel.
>Goodbye Daniel.
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