Cheeze!!

(( Leafeon. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!!! ))((I have no idea what "Fourth Wall" is.))

Electron comes out of his pokeball and shocks me back to life. I grab the grapping hook and use it on Pyrex'es head. I throw it and suddenly.... man can fly without anything to assist then.(( I am awsomely evil)) and I take leafeon. Nothing else.((NOW LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE LEAFEON!!!!! THATS ALL I WANT!!!))

((BTW. there is no one guarding the cheese))

I come back and take the cheese.

Here is the wikipedia article on breaking the fourth wall. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_the_fourth_wall#Breaking_the_fourth_wall

It basically means I beomce aware of the audience/narator/fact I'm actually in a forum. Or other things like that.

Why are you guys talking about Evee evolutions?

I just throw the Shakespeare book at your face, and I take the cheese, which you dropped when the book collided with your faced.

I summon "Chuck Norris" in Attack mode.

Spoiler:

You all die. The end.

My cheese. XD

I was away doing homework for the past half-hour, thus I was not here to get pwned. Ha.

Do to some strange alchemy accident, you are transmorgified into a Barbie doll.

Spoiler:

Nomnommycheesenomnom

No eating the cheese!

I read Yusuke Urameshi out of YuYu Hakusho *Inkheart reference* and have him blast you with his spirit gun.

My cheese.

I didn't eat the cheese! I was nomnoming the Barbie head! >_>

I play your secret santa at Christmas, and give you these.

Spoiler:

You rack your brain and go insane before you can even do the first one....let alone the rest.

Simply, you go totally mad and are sent to the asylum. I take the cheese.

Because I'm such a big fan, Vash the Stampede says he will do my bidding, so I asked him to point a gun at you, like so:

Spoiler:

You give up the cheese in your terror.

Because of the Inkheart reference I go berserk, I kill all the people in the last 3 posts and take the cheese.

Completely clueless as to why Pyrex suddenly eshploded, I decide to make a ninja midget reference, and shoot you with my tranquilizer dart-shooting watch.

You fall asleep, and I take the cheese (along with some of your pocket change. >=3), diving under the mattress to safety.

My change? My change?!?! MY CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Oh well. Before that could happen I somersalt out of the way and ((using some of the leftover power from my berserk rampage)) I knock you out and take your watch. Then I run away.

Chuck Norris kills no one, Pyrex does.

I use a "Falcon Punch" on Pyrex, thus sending him flying away, leaving the cheese on the ground for me to take.

It's not my watch anyway. XD

....BUT I STILL WANT IT BACK! >.>

I summon my giant hover-pig to nimbly swoop past you, causing you to duck and leave the cheese unguarded.

I snatch it away as I zoom towards the sky and get my watch back from Pyrex. (Even though it's not mine XD)

I thought I killed Mizumi. Oh well, whatever. I get my good friend, Link, to help me out. He Dons the Fierce Deity Mask and goes Trigger happy! Yay!

Link blow Aima-chan to bits and snag the cheese.

I hijack the starship Enterprise (StarTrek reference, obviously) and shoot Link and Pyrex to bits with the awesome laser shooters. >.>

My cheese.

They're actually called phasers. *nerd*

I throw a Tribble at your face, smothering you so I can take the Chese.

This is a Tribble:

Spoiler:

I just so happen to be cruising along in my trusty "Enterprise E™" when I see Hotaru murdering Narakun with Tribbles.

During the struggle, I sneak in and beam up the cheese to safety.

Mine.

Yeah! Star Trek!

Phasers Set to Kill!!!

Okay, Okay, Okay, I get the Borg to assimlate you and take the cheese. Then I take the cheese from them.

Oh darn, The Borg Queen goes and gets herself pwned by Picard and Data.

Too bad.

I get my Borg implants removed, and track you down to a place where you're going to have a party.

I go under cover as a party organizer, and arrange the music to be (gasp) Ferengi Opera! =O

The music starts and everyone goes temporarily insane for about half-an-hour, you dropping the cheese in the process.

I swing in on a rope, and pluck the cheese off the ground, swinging away to safety!

I remind you about my Trainer Sprite, and you run to Photoshop to work on it, and you leave the cheese behind. >_> I then take it and put it in a safe that if anyone touches it (except me), it explodes, killing every living thing in a 15 meter diameter.

I use my powers of animation the bring your trainer sprite to life to open the safe for me (since it is you after all) and I take the cheese.

Then your trainer sprite explodes, leaving no evidence.

Mine.

But, I was following you all and I saw Aima-Chan take the cheese. I rat her out to Kaen. While Kaen chases after her, screaming, with a machette I set up an incredibly inconvenient obstacle course. I tell Aima-chan that she should go and hide in it. Kaen follows with a eyes that were stained with hate and blood. Then you press the wrong wire and you all blow up.

And I take the cheese.

((o_O))

I throw a rock in your path, tripping you, and then I capture the cheese in a Pokéball.