Cheeze!!

I kill you with a spoon. Don't ask me how, I just do.

Mine.

I melt the handle of your spoon with a blowtorch and mold the tip into a dagger. I then stab you with my spoon-dagger and steal the cheese.

Pleasant.

I chant a spell from the Egyptian Book of the dead while I'm dying so that I come back to life after I die (I doubt there's a spell intended to do that in there), and then I throw the book at your head, knocking you over so I can take the cheese.

'Tis mine.

I see we're back to the primitive forms of murder... >=3

As you wake up in the morning, I decide to do things "The Good Ol' Fashioned Way":

Spoiler:

Bang.

Mine. :3

i shot you with a really big t.p.( toilet paper )gun and you run away with all this stuff on your head. Mwahahahaha!!!!

Minezz!

I throw The Long Patrol at you, and you black out. I take the cheese.

((The Long Patrol is the name of a book I'm (supposed) to be reading. XP I'm not having fun with it much. Super big book.))

I throw Inkdeath at you, and you black out. I take the cheese.

((Inkdeath is the name of a book I'm (supposed) to be reading. XP I'm not haveing much fun with it much. Super big book.))

((Sorry Nara-chan, It was too tempting! XDDDD))

I show you episodes 57-58 of Detective Conan, and you pass out due to the awesomeness of the car driving off a cliff, a different car exploding, and someone getting stabbed with in ice pick. 83

Mine. XD

((Woot! Death by ice pick!! 8D))

I used a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser and I erase you. =.=

My cheese.

((Not killed, only severely injured. XD))

I re-draw myself, and, while you're not looking, soak your underwear in meat juice.

The next day you are rabidly attacked by various carnivores, an since you're so busy with those dogs, I think I'll just take the cheese off your hands now...

Mine. XD

I shake up a can of "Doom Juice" and spray it at you, then throw the can at your head. You foolishly drop the cheese when you throw up your arms to shield your face and I pick it up.

Mine.

Stop tempting me with this legendary 'Doom Juice"! +++>_>

I put you in this manga scan:

Spoiler:

'Nuff said.

Mine. 83

i bite you.......mine

i get my pet elephant to stomp on your face and you throw the cheeze at me. mine

(( i named him freddie. : ) ))

Mikala becomes an existentialist (sp) so she does not believe the cheese exists. She gives it to me. Mine.

You become a veigan(sp),and give cheese to me!

Its vegan. But you were close.

You become lactose-intolerent. My cheese.

i throw you out the window while we're on our way to your house. My cheese.

I run you through with a jackhammer. =_=

My cheese.

i put you through a lawnmower.

My cheese.

I make you fall into a woodchipper. (My best friend's friend's cat did that o.o)

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My cheese.

I pusk you into a buttermaker O_o

mine

i push you into the glue factory.

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My cheese.

HELLO?? Can i hit the power button and turn the Game back on?

Yes you can! Revivial! But when you press the button, you notice that the cheese is missing.

Narakun gets the cheese! (Just to keep it random!)