Cheeze!!

I will re-start this because Narakun erased it!!! Sorry...didn't mean to get so mean.

I have teh cheeze now!! whatya gonna do about it?

I blow open a hole in the cave that we were transported to so the rocks wouldfall on you. I have the cheese.

I give you a whole pitcher of milk. then,when your done, you realize ur lactose-n-tolerant(sp). while youer in the restroom, i take teh cheeze!!

Itz MINEZ!

((I hate Milk. I have no idea why i'm drinking this crap.))

I give you a container of chocolates saying "Happy Friday the 13th!" you open them in glee just to find they are explosives. They explode and i get the cheese.

I use a time machine to warp you back in time to the ice age, and you land in front of a herd of angry woolly mammoths.

My cheese.

((And frick, I'm SORRY that I deleted the first one!))

I have conections with The Doctor. He sets me up with a free Tardis trip to Narakuns house. I TP it and grab the cheese while she Fixes here Toilet paper covered house.

Jerk.....

I slam a pie in your face.

Mine.

Noobslap

Mine

You wake up one day to realize that I drugged you with some strange pill so that you're seven years old, and you have to go around solving crimes and preventing trains from blowing up as a midget in shorts. XD

.....

Since you're busy, I'll just be taking that--MINE! O.O

You wake up with a case of Bleh. In you're bemubble state i take the cheese and sell you to a slave train.

Mine.

Give you two coconut halves to play horsey with, like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

You are so amused by these coconuts, hat you play with them and forget about the cheese.

Mine.

I send Pakkun to go bite your leg, thus causing you to drop the cheese while you try to pull him off your leg.

The cheese is mine.

I throw Aima at you. Simple as that.

.-. Mine

I throw Aima at you

Mine

I ban you for throwing Aima at me. The cheese is mine

Aima throws Aima at you! o:<

((Whee, I'm flying! XD))

Mine!

Dear lord....-face/palm-

I steal your copics, with which I scribble all over your face, including your eyes. You are blinded.

My cheese.

Nooo! D:

I weep for my stolen copics, crying the ink out of my eyes.

Then, I kick you under the mattress, sending you to Paraguay in Zebra pattern shorts.

Cheese is left behind so it is mine.

A Wraith sucks the life-force out of you and i take the cheese.

THE END! And i lived with the cheese very happily until someone else posted

I shove a various assortment of bow-ties up your nose, causing you to suffocate and pass out.

Mine.

I pay a sweat shirt wearing skunk to gas you and take the cheese.

I have the Stinky Cheese.

I spoil the ending of Naruto for you, thus causing you to cry out in agony over the knowalage of what's to come.

It's my cheese now.

((I Hate Naruto! Seriously, you have to think of somehting better than that))

You take the blue pill and wake up thinking it is all a dream.

I have the cheese.

((Argh! My plan id foiled by another Matrix reference! D:<))

Locks you in a train with a time bomb in a suitcase, and you have to go find it.

You get so close, but then your uber ninja karate girlfriend gets pissed at you and starts chasing you down the streets of Tokyo.

Run, Pyrex, Run.

Cheese is mine

I throw the next ten volumes of Case Closed at you, making you drop the cheese because you need to free your hands to read them.

My cheese.